Good Morning y'all!
......... Mr SPA! Hai, berharap anda mengadakan satu hari yang baik. Pemergian saya yang adalah ke gim tidak lama lagi untuk kesihatan saya sesi. Saya fikir apabila saya sampai di rumah saya akan bermain piano untuk seketika sebelum mungkin memerhatikan sebuah filem. Berharap ini membuat rasa! A [B] H ;-) Sent to me this afternoon. I think it is VERY romantic. ... I'm falling for him... *scared* -B
NOT the thief y'all! Calm down..
My landlady is staying over the night with us. Maybe nightS. Until the house is fully equipped with security devices. New gate (electric one), sensor lights, double glazed door in the kitchen (without flaps!) two locks for the second door, new lock for the front porch, CCTVs, and a burglar alarm that dials the police number. Yay!! I am very very very happy.
The police officers just came in to check on any fingerprints they might find using the magic powder (whatever they call it). They said they will keep in touch with me and asked if I would appear in court if they found the morons? Err... Hello? I am a lawyer! A future lawyer! I've been to courts. I've seen lots of trials. I've heard lots of sentences. No way I would be scared of these idiots! I might also want to sue them for making me emotionally depressed!
... for blogging right after a crime scene at my property about an hour ago. Two men broke into my house. Into my room more like it. My room is the only room downstairs with 3 doors i.e, door to the living room, garden and kitchen. Two were locked but the other one wasn't.. COZ THE DOOR DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A LOCK!!
Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy
From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month after I die I want you to marry Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."
Husband & Wife - Love To Do
A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next door and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to." Replied the husband. "But I don't know her well enough."
Husband & Wife - Problem Father
"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?" He replied, "I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said. "What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.
A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you, Jim?" And that cured him. "Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."
Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."
"Just because you're done with someone doesn't mean you're over them... Clamping all those feelings at once can be hard. Sometimes it leaked.."